The young woman met a wealthy cad. He said she was sexy and made lots of promises.
“Are you my boyfriend?” she asked the wealthy cad.
“I am not your boyfriend. I’m emotionally unavailable,” said the wealthy cad.
The wealthy cad was not her boyfriend.
So the young woman went on.
Like the intrepid baby bird in P. D. Eastman’s beloved children’s classic Are You My Mother?, the independent adult in C. B. Bryza’s witty and uplifting picture book embarks upon an entertaining journey of hope, discovery—and dating.
Instantly relatable and irresistibly charming, this humorous and heartfelt parody is perfect for sharing with everyone who’s ever looked for love.