For fans of Chelsea Handler’s Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea comes a witty, whip-smart exploration of dating in your thirties, from Chelsea Lately cast member and New York Times bestselling author Sarah Colonna.
Successful career? Check
Great friends? Check
Financial stability? Check
All-around attractive and in good shape? Check
Significant other? Womp-womp
This is the strange phenomenon comedic writer and performer Sarah Colonna explores in this brazenly honest, uproarious book: the sudden absence of eligible, ready-to-commit men now that, as Sarah puts it, “you have your shit somewhat together.”
But why? Through a series of autobiographical, personal essays, Sarah uses her own not-to-be-believed dating disasters as a microcosm through which to view the thirty-something female dating experience as a whole: it sucks. But it’s not you! It’s the men around you who are intimidated by a driven, intelligent, total-package kind of woman. Pansies.
From a fling-gone-wrong with a major league baseball player to a favorite ex-turned-emotional-crutch, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.