R to L (Japanese Style). It's samurai vs. aliens!; He's too busy fighting aliens, the yakuza and unemployment! You're Allowed to Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day
Gin's Top 5 List of Things to Look For When Hiring a Maid
1. Alien robot head? Attached!
2. King-sized pooper scooper? Check!
3. Mad scientist to keep mechanical maid army running? Check!
4. Main battle tank gassed up? Check! 5. Extra-manly moustache? Check! What?!