Z is for Zebra.
Zebra is absolutely certain he’ll be able to direct everyone to appear on the correct page, at the appropriate time, without any mishaps, unnecessary drama, or hurt feelings. It’s the ABCs, for goodness’ sake. How difficult can it be?
Zebra forgot about moose.
“Everybody will be elated with this goofy new way of going from A to Z.”
“If you think you’ve seen every possible idea for an alphabet book played out, think again.”
“Just label it F for funny.”
“Readers accustomed to the usual list of letters will be giggling with suspense by the time ‘L is for Lollipop’ rolls around.”
“This laugh-out-loud romp of an abecedary features an impatient moose who just can’t wait for his turn.”
“This zany alphabet book will make children smile.”